5th Largest Earthquake Throws Earth off Balance

As the world begins to pour in millions of dollars worth of flood relief to the desperate nation, scientists have begun to evaluate the long-lasting effects of the world's 5th largest earthquake.

Here are a few things that has happened within the last 3 days of this terrible global phenomenon:

•  Has shifted the earth's axis by 6.5 inches
• Was caused by the pacific tectonic plate diving under the North American plate, which shifted Eastern Japan towards North America by 13 feet, now shortening the length of the Pacific Ocean
• Sank Japan down 24 inches
• Chopped off 1.6 microseconds off of the 24 hour day, due to the abrupt shift in the Earth's mass which is now causing the planet to rotate slightly faster.....darn centrivical forces....
• thousands of corpses floating back to shore as the aftershocks of the tsunami wave being to recede 
• small hints of nuclear radiation detected within a 30 mile radius of the exploding power plants

........and countless more emotional, physical, economic, and global tradgides. Below are linked videos and pictures of the destruction: 

• Video of Tsunami flowing in
• Photos of Japanese reactions