Monday, February 28, 2011

Doomed Democracies 2

As recently seen, citizens of the Arab world have begun to collect the ingredients to serve up the dish of democracy and in some cases, succeeding. With the recent ousting of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, it has become clear that democracy and reformed governments are wanted in the Arab world and that the time for them is now. Fighting for their freedom and basic human rights, many college students in Egypt had turned to sites like YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook in order to use modern technology as an advantageous tool to aid thousands in a battle that has been raging on for decades. With steady access to mass social media, more awareness of political corruption and government dishonesty is easier to surface, prompting a call for change in what so many have been used to for much of their lives. But because of the Middle East’s colored history of government corruption, America will fall short in its attempts to establish democracy upon people who have been accustomed to different historical occurrences and developmental situations. As my dad makes note of, the impracticality of the idea is quite simple: people do not like being bossed around, especially by invading foreigners who cannot relate to or comprehend why things are the way they are in the Middle East. This is why I believe that America’s effectiveness in instituting democracies in the Arab world is, and will continue to be, an unsuccessful endeavor due to the incompatibility of these conflicting societies.
The days when my family used to be able to visit my uncle were the days when I felt like a kid in a candy shop. All the women of the family would congregate out on the patio and all the men in the garden. I would be serving tea to my uncle and father when I would stumble upon discussions about their pasts as Iraqi civilians and how deep the Arab desire is to be living in a democratic country where they can be treated humanely by their governments. Setting down the cups of tea, I found myself gradually voicing my own opinions and interweaving my ideas with theirs. Ever since the terrorism hysteria had begun when I was old enough to comprehend current events, any opportunity to hear primary interpretations of Middle Eastern issues was strangely exciting to me. Taking this enthusiasm further, I have been able to develop my own ideas and come to similar conclusions as to why the people of the Middle East are the only ones in charge of their future, and not so much the American government. My father and uncle repeatedly bring up the idea that it is indeed right to help someone in need, but when it comes to dealing with reconstructing a foreign country’s political system and way of life, there needs to be a distinctive limit. America does not have the right or dexterity to successfully establish democracies in the Middle East; it is up to the citizens and people of the region to develop how and what they want done.
As an American, I recognize the value of living in a successful and beneficial democracy. As a daughter of an Iraqi immigrant, I can just as easily sympathize with the struggles of being oppressed by unjust governments. Even today, I have conversations with my father about the concept of Democracy being advanced in the Middle East. With the successes of the Egyptian riot making headlines every day, the topic is hardly avoidable. However what is not avoidable is the idea that Democracy has to be achieved and fought for by the people who strive for it, not by the desire of other nations to embed it. As America continues to progresses further into Middle Eastern affairs, I often reflect back to that fateful morning on September 11 when my perception of how people react to Arab issues began to change. Regardless of what future democratic endeavors the United States government tries to pursue in the coming years, I believe that as genuine as the intentions might be, the end result of trying to establish democracies in the Middle East will not be as successful as hoped. 

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Portfolio

In leiu of finals week, starting and finishing my portfolio, studying, catching up with a few reading notebook entries, studying, helping with my brother's birthday party, babysitting, studying, and quartet rehersal; i have decided to fall away from my usual blog theme of crazy current events and just take these last two blog posts to express my emotions regarding how i feel and/or cope with tackling the start of my profolio and the finished product sunday night around 11:48.

At the moment, I have last term's reading notebook entry sprawled out in front of me. Looking through the waves of rainbow post-its and commentary that i marked, I am begining to think that the high 72/70 I got lat term miiiiiiiiiiight not be as achievalble this term given i have less time to work on it (perhaps not the roughly 10 trillion hours i used last time....). However, I also went through and read my introduction and thought it almost odd, how that I stayed very close to specific guidelines and didn't really let my voice as a writer shine.

In reading other people's introductions and writing/reading commentaries, I could see more of their sarcastic and humerous side, where as mine was strictly professional. As I leave Blogger, progress to opeinging my bookmarked Pandora webpage and ensue typing, I bid all thee good luck in you quest of finishing your portfolio.  

Friday, February 25, 2011

Breast Milk Ice Cream Served in London


Picky kid not wanting to take his breast milk? Buy him the breast milk ice cream instead.

An ice cream parlor in the heart of London has devised a new flavor, never seen before in the ice cream world: Breastmilk. The "organic" and "free-ranged" delicacy is selling for 14 pounds a scoop, the equivillant to $23 U.S. dollars.

the breast milk ice cream dubbed the "Baby Gaga" was available in London's racy Covenent Garden as of toady. The ice cream's founder Matt O'Connor exictedly launched his new prodct today in hopes of promoting a new and unique health food.

"The Baby Gaga tastes creamy and rich. No one's done anything interesting with ice cream in the last hundred years. We've came up with a method of infusing ice-cream with breast milk. We wanted to completly reinvent it. And by using breast milk we've definitely given it a  one hundred percent makeover. Its just one of a dozen radical new flavours we've invented. We want to change the way people think about ice cream," O'Connor stated.

But how did they get all the breast milk? O'Connor paid women 15 pounds for every 10 ounces they "dispensed" for the Ice cream parlour. Victoria Hiley, 25, provided 30 fluid ounces, providing enough for the first 50 servings.

"Victoria works with local women who have issues with breat feeding their babies. She stated that if adults begin to realize how tasty breast milk actually is, more new mothers would be more keen on the natural method of baby feeding their newborns.

"You can kid yourself that its a healthy ice cream!" Victoria stated.

And it is; being a mixture of Madagascar Vanilla, a hint of lemony extract, and donated breast milk, the Baby Gaga will surely entice taste buds for years to come.


Click here to read more

Saturday, February 19, 2011

End of the Term

As the end of the term approaches, i finally begin to realize that our final exams are approaching. darn. This past year has gone by so fast! People! IT'S 2011! One more year and the world will end. So why not make this year all the best it can be? Instead of stressing over finals and homework, let's just take a step back and ask ourselves: wait. when the world ends, will i be needing to know who were on the Allied forces in WWII? or What parallel sentence structure is and how to use it? Or how to calculate the limits on a parabola? The answer is no. What schools should be teaching now is how to defend ourselves against a zombie Apocalypse.

Really? No actually. Countless predictions of the earth's doom have been predicted, however none have come true. If the world did end on the 21st of the 12th month in 2012, then i believe that i won't be the only one chuckling at our demise :)

Middle Eastern Riots

The only way you would not know about the current Middle Eastern uprising would be if you were stuck in a cave high in the alps. Wait, scratch that. I'm certain you'd be able to get reception there for a T.V. You'd have to be dead to not know about this Middle Eastern uprising. Seriously.

With extreme unrest triggered by Tunsinia that lead to a domino effect of mass riots in Egypt, Liberia, Bahrain, Yemen, Iran, and many others (not to mention Wisconsin), the Arab world is looking at a massive historical event that will be remembered for a long time to come.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Doomed Democracies

Making my way from the kitchen to the couch to watch the news with my father like any other morning, I glanced up at the calendar: September 11, 2001. As the television screen flickered into clarity, horrid images of two burning buildings and frantic civilians scurried across the screen like it was the end of the world. Puzzled, I looked up and asked my Iraqi father what was going on. He responded, eyes fixated on the screen, that someone had crashed a plane into a New York building. At the time, this fact didn’t trouble me; what startled me was that he began to mutter frantically in Arabic as the news reporters repeated the words, “Islamic terrorist.”
Ever since that fateful day in 2001, mass terrorism hysteria has broken lose within the United States at its ally counties. As frustration and fear resulted in hasty actions by the American government, the United States found itself in the focal point of tackling a War on Terror. As a byproduct of this rapid surge of national security and retaliation, the United States –not knowing at the time – had positioned itself to be caught up in a black hole of never-ending calamities within the Middle East. By commencing an invasion, the United States government tried to make the world a safer place for democracy. However noble those intentions were, the unrealistic goals set forth by this administration lacked many truthful verifications of their new undertaking. More crucially, they lacked the understanding that we as a society cannot enforce democratic ideals upon the traditions and culture of others, specifically those of the Middle East. 
Ever since September 11, my father and I have had discussions about various situations in the Middle East, particularly geared towards the development of democracies in the Arab world. Surprisingly, his beliefs are harmoniously parallel to many of the leading international agencies that deal with Middle Eastern predicaments. “Today, the Middle East lacks the conditions, such as a democratic political history, high standards of living, and high literacy rates, which stimulated democratic change in, for example, central Europe and East Asia,” according to Christopher Preble and Patrick Basham of CATO, an international organization devoted to “the principles of individual liberty, limited government, free markets and peace.” What most in the world do not realize is that the Middle East and its culture that thrives in the modern world today is the same Middle East as it was when Islam emerged thousands of years ago, also implying that the same traditions of government policy and corrupt leaders of the past are currently still in power.
My father acknowledges that because Arabs have acquired years of unilateral knowledge of how to live their lives passed from generation to generation, many are stuck in the factory line mindset of how to be ruled by their governments. However, upon realizing and understanding the ideals of democracy, many now wish to break free of the customary routine of oppression and obtain their natural rights as human beings. But is the United States responsible for taking up the task of establishing democracies in the Arab world? Naturally many might suggest that because the United States is one of the world’s most successful democracies and a leading world power, it would have the capability to do so. However, the lack of cultural understanding and traditional values of the region make it very impractical for an outside force to try and modify the beliefs of millions of civilians. If democracy were to ever be established in the Middle East, it would have to be done through the will and force of the people. “The reality is that the ingredients for successful democracy are found in domestic political kitchens,” Preble and Basham continue on arguing, “Democracy is a dish that Iraqis and others throughout the Middle East must prepare for themselves.”
(second part comming soon)

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Swallowed Cell Phone Keeps Ringing in Crocodile

The notorious croc in Peter Pan has a twin.



A report earlier this week in Keiv, Ukraine stated that 20 year old Rimma Golovko had accidentally dropped her Nokia phone in the crocodile exhibit at a local aquarium while trying to obtain a very up close shot, resulting in a crocodile swallowing it whole. How can vetreniarians tell? Golovko's phone still rings when called.

 "But then the phone started ringing and the sound was coming from inside our Gena's stomach and we understood she wasn't lying," said Maria Danilova of AOL News about an employee working with the crocodiles at the aquarium.

An X-Ray test will be done next week if the crocodile still refuses to eat or to pass a bowel, and would be under the care of  chief veterinarian Oleksandr Shushlenko.

"Everything (including possible surgery) will depend on where the foreign body is located," Shushlenko stated. "We don't have much experience working with such large animals."


but either way, I guess you don't have to go to neverland to experience the thrill of the ticking, sorry, ringing, croc.

Padded Underwear Enhance Male Butts Worldwide

Need more junk in your trunk?

BottomsUp padded underwear

A Canadian based manufacturing company strategically named "BottomsUp" and started by founder Rick Mucha, has run their successful padded  underwear line for men and women under the motto "Building a Better Bottom" for about 10 years. The Company develops various kinds of shape-enhancing garments for both men and women, but focus their attention more on the male derriere.

 Mucha has told AOL Online News that he has been selling padded boxer-briefs for the past 10 years; and that the male market for them is expanding.

"The underwear have built-in pockets in the butt area designed to hold special BottomsUp butt pads, which come in three gradually expanding sizes: 'Quarterback,' 'Halfback' and 'Fullback'. The garments, which are priced at $39.99 per pair, also boast a pouch in the crotch area in case men want to slip a separate pad in the front for added girth," states Monica Garske of AOL News.

"First-time customers usually go with the 'Quarterback' size, just to give it a try. Once they get comfortable and are satisfied with the product, they gradually go up in size to 'Halfback' and 'Fullback.' The padding looks really natural. It's an easy, inexpensive way for guys to be able to fill out their jeans better," Mucha said.

And what's more, all the design that went into this is anatomically accurate, as theses were based off of real idealistic butts. Mucha's team of researchers scoped out the best looking butts (well someone had to do it.....), took the owners of these desired rear-ends in for molding, and designed on from there.

Each set of underwear creates a defined image of a butt due to the middle seam separating the two pads, removing the awkward design of just having one expanded butt cheek.

However from the start, Mucha claims that he did not design these pads for aesthetic purposes, but for the relief of those who wore his padded undergarments. In 2001 Mucha designed his first pair of BottomUp undergarments to help a friend of his suffering from muscle deteration due to contracting HIV/AIDS. When it became excruciatingly uncomfortable for him to sit, his good friend Mucha came up with the design for the padded underwear.

Soon after this initial idea, many frequent fliers were known to have purchased these butt cushions in order to add some support to their effort some derrieres for long flights.

With all this focus on men, many have asked about Mucha's products for women. As Garske states again in this story, "...he also offers a line of padded panties for women but, let's face it, we gals have plenty of butt-enhancing products out there to choose from," leaving the men in Mucha's focus.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie..............."

Woman Eats Couch Cushions

Many cope with stress in different ways: exercising, eating, playing video games.....eating couch cushions...

click here to watch the TLC "My Strange Addiction" segment of Adele's problem

A Bradenton, Floridian native, 30 year old Adele has been compulsively munching on sofa cushions for the past 20 years. As of today, she has successfully consumed 7 couches and 2 chairs,

"even going so far as to prepare snack-sized servings of couch cushions," states Joe Peacock from AOL Online News.

Adele is featured on TLC's "My Strange Addiction" which features many Americans and their, well, strange addictions. However Adele's, according to psychologist Jason Mihalko, is a lot more detailed than most; most notably based off a medical condition termed "Pica".

"Pica is characterized by an individual having a desire to eat nonfood substances," Mihalko told AOL News. "It's most often seen in young children and women. There are cases of pica where people eat metal, dirt, feces, chalk, writing utensils and  tree sap," he said.

But what is the cause of this strange psychological disorder? Well no on knows. Many have suggested that some from of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder could play a role in the development of craving to consume non-food substances, however not enough research has been done to verify this hypothesis.

As for Adele, she stated that she started her couch consumption at the age of 10; the same year her parents divorced, leading to speculation about her addition to be just a psychological mishap.

"Some people with OCD get relief from enormous amounts of stress when they engage in whatever their particular behavior is, whether it be checking locks, washing hands or other obsessive behavior, while some experience enormous stress in engaging in these behaviors." Mihalko states.

But whatever the cause may be, expect to be sitting on the floor when you visit her house.
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First off, and I think most reading this would have this same question, but, how does her body digest the couch foam? And how has it done so for 20 years??!?! In all honesty I have had pieces of couch cushion in my mouth before (come on we've all jumped into those foam pits at gymnastics class before....) and quite honestly, the taste is distasteful, the feel is awkward, and just consuming it would feel wrong to me. However i do respect that this is indeed a psychological occurrence and that I do find it interesting and respect Adele's privacy and ways. But really....... with all those couch cushions out of the way, I'm sure she can find those pennies that fell through the cushions last week..... 

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Bleeding Heart Candy in Time For Valentines Day

The biology geek inside of me is begging desperately for one of these. DESPERATELY.


This gummi heart created by David Klein weighs 2.5 pounds and oozes candy blood in 11 different spots.


Just in time for the holiday of love, stop by your local candy store to pick up your special someone hearts to spill out your undefying love. Okay wait, pick up A heart. A anatomically accurate, 2.5 pound, candy blood oozing, heart.


From the makers of the world known Jelly Belly's comes this newest rendition of candy hearts. Able to ooze blood in 11 different places (or everywhere granted you just slice it in half.......), this newest creation will be stocked on the shelves alongside of, "...foot with a gangrenous toe, candy urine and a plateful of candy barf," as AOL News reporter Deconinck stated earlier this week.


Ahhhhh love.....


Click here to read more about these delictably scientific treats
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So sooooooooo many punns", "I love you. And to show you, here is my heart.", "Take my heart, and keep it forever.", "LOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!! IT OOZES BLOOD FROM THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA AT THE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT RATIO THAT THE LEFT VENTRICAL WOULD BE PULSING AT SWEETIE!!! " Okay yeah that last one I can see myself doing in the future if my cardiologist husband (well we can all dream, can't we?) were to have brought that home. Frankly, to the non-sicence nerds out there, this might be a bit too much, but I would LOVE  to receive one of these on Febuary 14th.
  

Spanish King's Ringtone Deemed Funny

The King of Spain might need one of these....


Last Monday it became annoyingly clear that King Juan Carlos of Spain is just like any other common man with a cell phone. During a meeting between the Spanish King with South and Central America's newest Ambassadors from Honduras, the 73 year old King was abruptly cut off as the sound of giggling children filled the news room.

As Spanish guards began to react, they soon realized it was a cell phone...the KING'S cell phone. 

A flustered King Juan supposedly shuffled over to the drawer where his phone was located and turned it off, apologizing after for the minor interruption and continued on with congratulating the newest members of the Spain's ambassadors. 

After the incident, the King reportedly said nothing on the matter, claiming nothing in particular to be the source of his unusual yet adorable incoming call ring. However as Andra Varin of Aol News reports that,
"...he (the King) and Queen Sofia do have eight grandchildren. The youngest are the 5-year-old Infanta Leonor and 3-year-old Infanta Sofia, daughters of Crown Prince Felipe and Crown Princess Letizia, and 5-year-old Irene Urdangarin, daughter of Infanta Cristina."

A case of a super lovable grandfather? I think so.

Click here for more information about this embarrassing incident
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Above all, what caught me off guard was that i began to realize, "oh yeah. Kings and Queens and royalty CAN have cellphones." It just doesn't fit my stereotype of fancy robes and knights in armor defending their royal castles. Now that I think about it, those knights are their secret service; contacted, how? Through their phones and other wireless devices. Now on the subject of the actual phone going off...WOW. HAHAHA E.M.B.A.R.R.A.S.S.I.N.G. Seriously though, why would you have your phone sitting in a nearby desk? Okay, better than your gold encrusted pockets of the fancy-schmancy pants you are dawning right now, but at LEAST put it on vibrate! Silent would have even been better your highness. 

Da Vinci's Lint "Last Supper"

I hope you aren't allergic to dust.


Just this past week Laura Bell of Roscommon, Michigan had completed her rendition of one of Leonardo Da Vinci's greatest masterpieces: The Last Supper. However it is not in an "artistic" element, so to speak. Laundry lint dawns the faces of Jesus and his disciples as Da Vinci had portrayed them over 300 years ago. 


This photo provided by Ripley's Believe It or Not shows a... Anthony Scipio / AP


 According to Bell, her 14 foot long by 4 foot tall masterpiece took 200 hours to create, on top of another 800 loads of laundry to do.


According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Bell had, "...bought towels of the colors she wanted and laundered them separately to get the right shades of lint."
Soon catching the eyes of the infamous book series "Ripley's Believe It or Not", Bell's replica of this historic masterpiece might soon be inducted into one of the company's museums nationwide.
Amen.
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It astonishes me to see how much time this woman had on her hands to make this amazing feat come true. I'm sure it took a lot of patience and of course loads of laundry to make this epic rendition reality. I feel like most would overlook this detail, but I hope everyone realizes that her electricity and water bill must have been through the roof over the course of this "art project". I"m interested in finding out if she washed these towels continuously everyday? Or just on family laundry day? Either way, AWESOME rendition. Kudos to you!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Suicidal Man Jumps from Bulding, Saved by Garbage Below

Geranimo!!!!


After 26 year old Vangelis Kapatos was standing on his 9th story window ledge about to jump out and end his life, authorities were sure that he wasn't expecting the massive heap of garbage awaiting his decent.

Sanitation workers in New York city have not collected the trash since December 26th of last year due to freak snow storms and the hiloday season. In effect, mountians of garbage lined the streets of New York several feet high, which served as a soft and unsuccessful landing for Kapatos.

Because of the suicidal jump Kapatos was hospitalized in a critical but stable condition on monday, and his family's complaints about the lack of garbage pickup have all but dissappeared.

"Everybody is complaining that the trash hasn't been picked up," Kapatos' aunt said on Monday. "But me, I'm thankful that it was never picked up."


New York mayor Michael Bloomberg stated eariler this week that he expects his workers to be caught up with all the trash collection by this friday(1/7/11): all 77,000 tons of it since last christmas.

"It will take a few days to catch up,"
Bloomberg states, "But they're out there today and hopefully in the next three to four days, we'll be done with it."


Supposed depression triggered Kapatos to jump from his 9th story building, in addition to worry for eviction from his apartment, and his loss of finicial aid.


Now he has a medical bill to add to his expenses.....just saying.

Hijacking Alert Activated from Spilt Drink in Cockpit

HELP!! THE PLANE IS BEING HIJACKED!!!BY.... a cup of coffee?


Reports from earlier this week described a hijacking alert sent to air traffic control: all becuase of a spilt beverage in the cockpit.

During a flight from Chicago to Frankfurt, Germany, light turbulance was experienced, causing one member in the cockpit to spill his beverage on some equiptment. The drink happened to damage the radio control box between air traffic control and the pilots, enevitably triggering a hijacking alert to be enacted.

To verify this clame true and not a trickery of terrorit organizations, United spokesperson Rahsaan Johnson told reporters that, " During a period of light turbulence, a cockpit crew member's beverage spilled, causing issues with the airplane's communications equipment."


Rather than continuing with the risky 8+ hour flight to Frankfurt with no radio contact, the pilot decied to land the plane monday night in Toronto. Passangers were then provided with hotel accomidations and flights back to Chicago in attempt to fly them back to their Frankfurt destination once more.

North Pole Shift Affects Tampa Flights

Santas going Russian.



In a report given earlier this week by a National Geographic News report, the Earth's north pole is slowly shifing towards Russia almost 40 miles per year. And who is affected? Airports, namley Tampa International Airport in Florida.

As Airport officials close their runways until the 13th of this month, many are left wondering why and what the correlation is between the magnetic shifts and airplane flights.

"Magnetic changes in Earth's core are causing this, possibly due to 'a region of rapidly changing magnetism on the core's surface,'" according to a National Geographic report.

But usually magnetic shifts don't cause major airport shut downs, but in the case of Tampa International, piolits wanted to be absolutley sure of their correct heading.


"You want to be absolutely precise in your compass heading," FAA spokesperson Paul Takemoto said. "To make sure the precision is there that we need, you have to make these changes."


Another FAA spokesperson, Kathleen Bergen also stated that the earth's magnetic poles are shifting constantly; however with changes of more than three degrees, airports need to re-calculate headings and direction based on longitude, lattitude, and the magnetic poles.

As of now it is not known if other airports world-wide will need time off for re-calibration.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wiki-Leaks Revails Another BP Oil Disaster

On a more serious note for this blog post, news has surfaced that world renouned British Petrolum had a "boo-boo" 19 months before their devistating Mexico gulf oil spill. How do we know? Wiki-Leaks.

In waters off the cost of tiny Azerbaijan, BP's oil rig in the Caspian Sea underwent a similar catastrophic explosion and blow up of the oil pipes. The culprit? A faulty cememt job: the same cause of the Deepwater Horizon incident last April.

But why hadn't we heard about this story sooner? Why did no one speak out about this incident eariler?

"Unless you were on the inside you didn't know how serious it was," says Edward Chow, senior fellow at the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington. "The cables (information), first published in London's Guardian, demonstrate the sharp contrast between the saturation coverage of the Gulf blowout, and the Azerbaijan leak that was barely covered in the local press."


And in even further speculation,"[If you look at the larger picture], BP has had safety problems for more than five years now," Chow says. "It has been well documented, even before the Azerbaijan news."

But it is here when we address how the Caspian Sea blowout even surfaced in the first place. Julian Assange, the world's newest wanted "felon" released earlier this week BP's older, and covered up, incident. Had this information not surfaced, would this change the minds and hearts of those affected by the Gulf oil spill? If this incident was made public sooner, perhaps the Deepwater Horizon catastrophy would never have surfaced? So many questions unanswered...

As TIME Magizine online puts it, not much focus went into how this information was released, rather, what the informantion contained. But shouldn't we be focusing more on how it was made known to the world?

Wiki-Leaks has been the center of major international concern the past few months, all circling around the fact that the information this site has been posting could be used against many dominating countries and world leaders. Another BP oil spill disaster is importat to learn about, however we should be more concerned about how this information came to be more than anything else.

Yet another example of new technology and their catostrophic downfalls.

Monday, December 20, 2010

MY Current Events- LA, California Part 1

This week i'm going to be taking a quick break from all the excitment the world has to offer and narrowing it down to what LA and San Diego bring to the table.

I left to go to the Des Moines International Airport for their 6 A.M. flight to Denver, Colordao in hopes of making it to LA, California last saturday. Now for those of you who have flown with me, namely an sswimming indian and a curly-haired runner, you know that me + planes = MOTION SICKNESS. So as I was distracted in preparing for the worst and praying that my plane wouldn't crash or that I would get pulled over by the TSA fro being Middle Eastern, I didn't take my motion sickness pills. gasp.

So as the capitan announces that we will be having a smooth and fast one hour and 30 min flight,i begin to think, "phew. this won't be so bad! My medicine....s***." Of course I didn't take it. So as the plane prepares to acend -the WORST part of flights in general, hands down- I begin thinking happy thoughts and start humming Bruno Mars's Grenade in hopes of keeping me distracted.

Low and behold, I woke up an hour into the flight, wondering where I was, what had happened, and why I wasn't covered in puke. I DIDN'T GET SICK!!!! I DIDN'T GET SICK WITHOUT TAKING MEDICINE!!!! oh wow was i surprised.

The same occurance occured on my second flight from denver to LAX, and boy was it a blissful two hour flight :)

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Putin Shows Off Golden Pipes for Charity

In Soviet Russia, song sings you.



Vladimir Putin. The name sends shivers down spines. Mental images of a cloaked Russian vampire fill the heads of millions world wide. Vladimir Putin. VLADIMIR PUTIN.....singing?

At a recent fundraiser event in St. Petersburg, Russia for children's cancer research, Russia's current prime minister and former president threw caution to the wind and took up the chance to become a real Miley Cyrus for the day. The classic tune "Blueberry Hill" was belted out beautifully by the world renounced Russian leader, first while playing the piano, then going solo at the mic.

Before performing, Putin stated that, "Like the majority of people I cannot sing nor dance, but still love doing it."

And truly, the video has to be seen to be understood... but it just goes to show that anything is possible when you are in Russia.

Much applause has gone out to Putin for singing on national television for a great cause, and has opened many eyes around the world to the multi-talented man behind the Russian Empire.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Jesus Sighted in Australian Pub

ARMAGEDDON!!!!



2.1 billion Christians around the world today would have called this poor paint job a wonderful blessing.

The front door of the Seanchai Irish Tavern in Australia bears the image of what appears to be the Lord, Jesus Christ. A pub's regular pointed out the "miracle" to owner John Keohane -a devout Irish Catholic. Ever since then, an influx of visitors have given the pub new business.

"I would like to think it was because we are an Irish pub and maybe, just maybe, he [Jesus] heard about the divine pints of Guinness!" Keohane told AOL News.

Aside from curious tourists popping in for a peak and a drink, very many under aged citizens have become intrigued in what some people say is a "sign" from the Lord.

"We have even had school groups and Australian bus tours coming to have a look and take photos," Keohane said.

And as for the stripping paint? No intention of repairing it seems imminent in the near future, according to Keohane. As of now, Jesus is covered up with a sheet of Perspex to keep the image from further deteriation.

"We had somebody (a local Australian Parish) ask us what steps we were taking to preserve it until it got checked out properly," Keohane said.

All in all, not exactally the best place for an image of Jesus...

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Toast, a Cheeto, a Kit-Kat bar, a household iron, a rotting banana, a telephone pole, and on Mars. The long list of places where Jesus has been sighted. And now added to the list? On the door into an Irish Pub. On the door into the pub. hahahahahahahahaa ooooooh boy, the irony. But still, a very cool find i must say. Yes the hype over the Jesus sightings are a tad overworked, but I must say, they make for a fun "mystical" sightseeing adventure.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Protesters of Berlin Strip Naked due to High Cost of Rents

Residents of Berlin, be warned!

"Protesters in Germany have been scheduling viewings of apartments they consider overpriced, then stripping naked for impromptu dance parties."
Protesters against high living costs in Berlin have decided to demonstrate their anger by requesting to view high-end apartment structures, then striping stark naked and holding a dance party inside. People participating in the "strip protest" claim to be members of the "Hedonist International." (a group with which I could find no major information about other than a website and a blog which had the words "DO WHAT YOU WANT" posted as their title...) 

"What we're doing is not a crime," one of the organizers told The Local. "These are public viewings, and we are not entering the apartments by force." 

But this isn't the first time the Hedonist International has danced around in their birthday suits for a cause. a similar event took place September 26th of this year. Members say that

 "Berliners don't have a lot of purchasing power -- some people have to pay so much rent that they can no longer afford clothes."

Hence, the naked-ness. But what of the dance parties?

"Although the apartment passed our party test, we were pissed about the rent of 11.50 euros per square meter -- that's excluding utilities and heating costs," the group has stated."Trying to find someone stupid enough to pay that price borders on illicit profiteering."
And their claims are right. In past years, the average price of an average home in Berlin was relatively cheap, compared to those in London, Paris, and New York. However, the Hedonists and their official Nudist Offensive Action Committee (Aktionskomitee Nudistische Offensive)say prices in formerly affordable neighborhoods are beginning to soar.

Even though the nude protesters make a big impact socially, politically they are not respected by the real estate industry, which finds the group a nuisance and juvenile.
 
All in all, i just hope it's warm in those apartments....
FIGHTING THE SYSTEM? OH YES